On Saturday, for the first time in over 8 years, the Blue Bulls played at Loftus Versfeld without their world famous, "Bulls Babes" on the sidelines cheering on the team. Sources close to the team said that the Bulls will soon go on strike because now, instead of having co-ed showers, players will have to shower two by two and bending for the soap "isn't what it used to be."
The "Bulls Babes" are supposedly under-paid and refuse to perform until their salaries have been sorted out; until then, the elderly, lower-class male population of Pretoria will be forced to find alternative means to ease the sexual tention they bring to Fortress Loftus every Saturday.
The Blue Bulls Board are apparently looking into the situation and are searching for new, cheaper girls who want to strip down on Saturdays to be perved over by gentleman uninterested in the game. The Board are looking for low-maintenance, morally unstable females living in and around Pretoria. So far, the board have received hundreds of applications and are sorting through the possible candidates. Here are but a few, enjoy ! And remember, you're there for the boobs, not the Bulls...
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